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Two weeks ago I wrote about the ball kicking contest in Wisconsin. This week I get to use the word vagina…and it isn’t even gratuitous. I also will work in “dick,” but that will be gratuitous. It seems that June is genitalia month.

So, what’s with the dicks in the Michigan legislature?

The only thing I can figure is that these Godstapo assholes have spent their entire lives with good, subservient Christian women that turn their brains in at the first sign of a man.

These penis-brain sons-of-bitches have adopted a belief that includes the “men-are-always-right-so-shut-your-mouth-and-open-your-legs” interpretation of the Bible. What bothered the Speaker of the Michigan House more than the word “vagina” was the fact that someone with a vagina back talked him.

Godstapo boys believe in original sin. It was Eve that fucked up the whole Garden of Eden gig, as far as they are concerned. Eve and her evil vagina seduced Adam into eating the forbidden fruit.

Adam’s punishment was to get thrown out of the Garden and to become mortal. Eve’s punishment was to get tossed from the Garden, become mortal, and to start having periods and suffer the pain of childbirth.

SO…the Godstapo believes that the sluts that get pregnant “by accident” need to suffer the pain of childbirth because that’s the way God wants it…AND… the Godstapo believes they are here on earth to make everybody follow God’s law which they believe they have the sole right to interpret…and when I say “they, “ I mean the men folk.

The Godstapo boys believe they are supposed to take over everything in the name of God…it’s called the Christian Dominion Movement, and they are serious as a heart attack. They are serious, and they will brook no insolence from people with vaginas. After all, it was a person with a vagina that screwed up the whole living-forever-in-paradise routine.

Frankly, I don’t know why thousands of these Godstapo motherfuckers aren’t smothered in their sleep by the person with a vagina that sleeps next to them…unless the women are too exhausted from taking care of all the children Godstapo men keep planting in their bellies.

If I treated the women I’ve loved like they were evil, brain-dead sexual orifices, I’d consider myself lucky not to wake up with my penis super glued to my thigh and  my best girl standing over me with a baseball bat.

I think the Godstapo has spent so much time with women that have been raised to believe that independence means eternity in Hell that they have no idea of what a woman scorned is capable.

In the Godstapo mind, any woman not under the thumb of their proper master, a man, is just a slut time bomb waiting to infect the “good” women with silly notions like women ought to be in charge of their own sexuality and fertility.

Crazy, conservative, Rush-lovers say the problem with liberals is that we always imagine the worst possible outcome whenever we discuss politics. They say we overreact.

For example, when SCOTUS made the Citizens United decision, liberals said, “Corporations will be free to spend billions of dollars to support pro-corporate politicians; the average voter won’t be able to compete and democracy hangs in the balance.”

See, we overreact.

I fear that the Godstapo might accomplish this Dominion thing. Imagine the headlines in an America ruled by the Godstapo:

•    Woman claiming rape was wearing “slutty” underwear, case dismissed

•    Woman with one black eye a “slow learner” says County Judge

•    Schools must teach that evolution is Satanic lie

•    Female virginity test required for marriage license

•    Non-Christian cults lose tax-exempt status

•    Crucifixion is too good for the Godless says the Senate, burning at the stake approved

Am I paranoid? Am I overreacting? Nope.

This isn’t a fight for just women. Men have to step up and support our Moms, wives, sisters, aunts, daughters, nieces, cousins, and granddaughters, or they will become second-class citizens in a Godstapo country where doubting God will be a crime and where doubting evolution will be a virtue.

The Godstapo is serious and relentless. They move in and take every fraction of an inch they are given. One day, you look around and they are on the Planning Commission. The next day, they are on the School Board and City Council. Overnight they are in the State House and the Governor’s Mansion. Now we’ve got them in the House and Senate, and the Godstapo is working like crazy to get the Godstapo candidate Mitt Romney elected.

You are not paranoid if they are out to get you. Keep an eye on these pricks.

P.S.

Eric Holder and Barack Obama conspired to create gun violence so the public would demand stricter gun control…RIGHT…next month they will encourage screwing in a secret plot to end sex.

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  •  Isn't that Fast & Furious the goofiest conspiracy (1+ / 0-)
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    Sharon Wraight

    theory yet?  Limbaugh and his ilk are blaming all republican faux pas on Obama tricking them. It's not thier fault they are idiots and AHs. Wily Obama is like Bugs Bunny which makes the rethugs like? Loony Tunes Dayzzzzzzz are here.

    How can you tell when Rmoney is lying? His lips are moving. Fear is the Mind Killer

    by boophus on Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 09:57:53 AM PDT

  •  I'm in favor of them! (3+ / 0-)
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    jsfox, Sharon Wraight, martydd

    “What’s the use of having developed a science well enough to make predictions if, in the end, all we’re willing to do is stand around and wait for them to come true?” - Sherwood Rowland

    by jrooth on Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 10:00:27 AM PDT

  •  I think I agree with the sentiment.... (0+ / 0-)
    Crucifixion is too good for the Godless says the Senate, burning at the stake approved
    and then...
    Am I paranoid? Am I overreacting? Nope.
    I think one of those statements has to be edited in order to be true.

    I mean, I get it, but...  seriously.

    Красота спасет мир --F. Dostoevsky

    by Wisper on Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 10:11:51 AM PDT

  •  It's what's known as (0+ / 0-)

    "thinking with the wrong head".

  •  the first stages of preparing for war is (1+ / 0-)
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    to build defences around your most vulnerable areas/assets, have a plan of action both defence and offence, a Plan B, the required number of troops in position and hunker down and wait.  Using these rules, how do I go about defending my vagina in the war the dicks are implementing?  

    •  I was personally working on a device to dice and (1+ / 0-)
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      slice any invaders or a pin to infect or poison  but then figured some women would invite action just to use it. Then I think about chastity belts and  ... It is so hard to live with another creature you are both attracted to  and repulsed by at times.... because they get all territorial about production ability females have and the fact that women are the only sex that knows for sure a child is thiers unless someone pays for DNA testing...The old rules didn't work for many women, children and gays/lesbians... WE need new rules of engagement and new consequences that are more fair.... BUT first women have to have total sovereignty over thier bodies- No arguments... It would be more important to a culture to encourage women have more children if our population was at such lows that we as a species could go extinct. But really unless you are concerned at the drop in whites birthrates that is ridiculous... we have a serious need to control ourselves... So maybe we need to worry less about controlling others bodies then controlling our own... Maybe we need to stop celebrating irresponsibility that cries for others to take responsibility so we don't have to... I gag at young men who brag about how many women they have impregnated and left struggling to feed the children... What sick amoral F**ks

      How can you tell when Rmoney is lying? His lips are moving. Fear is the Mind Killer

      by boophus on Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 04:23:55 PM PDT

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  •  The Garden of Eden = the Ultimate Welfare State (1+ / 0-)
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    It makes me wonder why Republicans so very much pine for it.  My interpretation of Eve eating the apple is that she was simply bored to death with lying around and being served by God, getting free food, free lodging, free love, free everything.  No taxes, no cops, no fires, so no need for fire fighters, just constant welfare, welfare, welfare, and not a damn thing to do all day, year in, year out.

    It simply sounds like the exact opposite of what a Republican would like.

    So Eve was the first person to exercize free will, and people exercising free will is what really bugs the Republicans, particularly Radical ALEC-dominated Republicans like they have up in Michigan (and here in Ohio.  The Republicans hate anyone but themselves exercising free will.  They need the middle and lower income people to fund their upward redistribution of wealth, but they don't want anyone, particularly a woman to call them out on it.

    Republicans are like alligators. All mouth and no ears.

    by Ohiodem1 on Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 01:53:08 PM PDT

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