The final straw! Brought to us by a noted muckraker blog, this shocking photo of President Obama bearing birthday CAKE:
And it's not the first time in a long list of insults to the DailyKos community! As carefully documented in this shocking expose, he's presented CAKE to Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda of Japan! He's served CAKE to Admiral Jonathan Greenert, Chief of Naval Operations! He's openly bribed the independent media by giving CAKE to Reuters correspondent Jeff Mason! (Ok, the last one was Tiramisu, but Tiramisu is more like cake than pie.)
Oh, how I long for the days of hope and change in 2008, in which Senator Obama sang the praises of PIE:
He has deceived us!
Betrayal!
The horror!
How could he disrespect the DailyKos pie loving community with so much cake!
I hereby demand a Presidential Investigation Exerciseinwastingtaxdollars!
Because all Kossacks know that Pie is better than Cake...which in turn is infinitely superior to waffles.