“If the eyes of the ‘observer’, i.e. the point E, is right on the extension of segment BC, then point B would fall into his eyesight. Then, let's make another line of DE which goes through E and is perpendicular to the extension of AC, then the right triangle of DEC is similar to the right triangle of ABC. So clearly, the length of DC is the horizontal distance between the man's eye and the lady’s skirt...
WTF you ask? I'll tell you WTF. In a more-common-than-people-think fun house mirror reflection, everyone please thank the whackjob
Chinese government for providing a poignant and hilarious example of what conservative Republican values look like from the rest of the world.
Did the previous public service announcement not make sense to you? You're in luck. There's a diagram (warning, please do not sip any liquids prior to viewing):
For women in Shanghai looking to beat the heat this summer with skimpier clothes, the city’s subway authorities have a message: dress appropriately or be ready to deal with the inevitable sexual harassment.
Psssst - Hi, Shanghai, it's me... Addikell. Have you ever by chance been to Europe? Just curious. It's a nice place. If you haven't been, you should definitely check it out. I think you recently built a fake European town somewhere in China, but evidently you may not have picked up on some key facets of the way the city works while you creepily had spies watching inhabitants there for a year. Anyhoozle, do you know what happens in Europe if you molest a woman on the metro? No? Well, they have these fancy people called police officers that you can call and they come and arrest those who break the law, and you don't even have to offend every woman and non-sexist male in the country to try and address the problem. Just a note, because you seem to not be aware of this practice for some reason.
Anyway, so yeah. Now that we're apparently going to do this, let's make sure to give Bill O'Reilly credit for inspiring Shanghai to institute conservative ideology as policy in China:
Bill O'Reilly: Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning...
Every time a woman gets raped or molested and it's discussed publicly in America, some moronic conservative (or a thousand) gets up on their slut-shaming soap box to tell us how the way a woman wears her clothes is the appropriate avenue to addressing the problems of sexual harassment and rape in our society. Well, the Chinese officials in Shanghai agree and they've taken it to its next logical (logical? is that the right word?) conclusion.
Good job Bill O'Reilly. It's interesting to see your policies in action over there in China, so that instead of actually thinking about instituting them here in America, we can just laugh in your misogynist face. After all, if tools like Bill O'Reilly are going to blame women for getting molested, he has a moral obligation to provide some sort of public service announcements to explain just how low skirts should be to avoid men like him. So remember, SOHCAHTOA Bill, SOHCAHTOA you creepy asshole.