In the spirit of the way "Santorum" has acquired a new meaning, I thought that there are two new verbs that should enter the political lexicon: to Bain, and its antonym, to Warren. Here are my starting definitions:
To Bain (verb): (1) to greedily expand your share of wealth and resources by taking such from honest workers, subjecting them to destitution or joblessness; (2) to steal.
Bainer(s) (noun): those who Bain (homonym with the Speaker of the House not coincidental).
To Warren (verb): to expose, resist, stop, or punish those who Bain.
Warrener(s) (noun): those who Warren.
Some examples using these new words in action are below the fold. Please add any of your ideas or examples in the comments. Have fun with this y'all.
My big brother Bained my allowance, but Mom and Dad Warrened him hard until he returned it to me.
Don't do the Bain if you can't Warren the pain.
The runner tried to Bain second, but was Warrened out.
The defenseman tried to Bain the puck from me, but I Warrened him out flat and Obama'ed the winning goal.
The Bainer's Creed:
Never in the field of human finance was literally so much owed by so many to so few.
A Bainer is like a weed (which robs nutrients and resources from other struggling more useful members of its neighborhood), and a Warrener is like a Weedwacker.
A Bainer broke into my house to Bain my things, but I and my Louisville Slugger managed to Warren him into submission until the police arrived and took him away.
A couple of teenagers tried to Bain a car parked on the street. But the police Warrened them not long after. The charge: Grand Bain Auto.
Don't Bain me, Bro.
"Goin' Gangsta'" is so 20th Century. Now it's "Bring da Bain ya' Mofos".
"Going Bain" was coined after the book "Loki Laughed" by Aiyd Runn was published and embraced by far-right Bainers without them actually realizing that the author was a goat-worshipping pagan who thought she had written a nonsensical satire modeled after Dr. Suess and Milton Friedman's ne'er-do-well brother, Billy Bob Friedman.
Romney's days of Baining the American worker will result in the voters laying a heavy Warren on him in November. And Bainer Scott Brown will be Warrened in the extreme by Elizabeth Warren herself in November.