“We are sliding down a slippery slope with grease on our asses.”
Reaction I overheard to the news of the SCOTUS decision on the Affordable Care Act
That damned government has no right to tell us what to do. Who do these bastards think they are mandating that we get health insurance? If I want to walk around without any health insurance, that’s my motherf#%king business?
That damned government has no right to tell me how fast I can drive my car. Who do these speed Nazis think they are? I will drive as fast or slow as I God damn please anytime and anywhere I want.
If I want to ride my motorcycle without a helmet, it’s my own business. Do you believe these sons-of-bitches have the balls to tell me I have to put a brain bucket on my melon if I want to cruise on my Harley? What’s next…concentration camps?
Don’t even get me started on seatbelts. I had to pay a $95.00 fine and court costs because the government took away my right to get ejected from my vehicle in case of a wreck. I might as well live in Russia.
I don’t know about where you live, but here in Ohio the EPA says I have to get an emissions test on my car every two years. The assholes in the Statehouse think because the test is free for everyone that I will forget the government is getting all up in my Kool-Aid.
My kids had to have a whole bunch of unnecessary immunizations before the government would allow them to attend school. Who does the government think they are…God? I’m the one that should decide what shots my kids need.
Do you know what I pay in car insurance? It’s a sh#tload; that’s how much. It’s against the law to operate a motor vehicle in Ohio without having at least liability insurance or proof of an assurance bond. I think somebody’s brother is in the car insurance business; that’s what I think.
Let’s say I get some nookie, and I contract one of those SUVs. Let’s say I know I got a disease, and I go around having “FUN” without wrappin’ my rascal. It’s against the law to knowingly pass a social disease around. What is the government doing nosing around my unit?
Back when I was a kid, the government could drag your ass into the service and force you to fight in Vietnam even if you didn’t want to. If you refused, they could put you in prison. What kind of crap was that?
I should stop beating this dead horse, but I’m having way too much fun.
Believe it or not, our fascist government has laws making the following things against the law:
Violating a Restraining Order – Some Judge can throw my ass in the clink if I get within 500 feet of my ex-wife. Is this a free country? How can some Judge tell me where I am allowed to go?
Drinking and Driving – When is it a crime for a guy to have a couple of pops after work and then go home to his family?
Murder – I can go to jail for killing someone even if I can prove they deserved it.
Cooking Crystal Meth – How come the nosey government has a problem with me cooking a little recreational Crystal Meth up in the back shed? It’s my own business, isn’t it?.
Bigamy – Since when should the government have any business telling me how many wives I can have? That’s between a man and God, so the government is squashing my religious freedom, as well as my right to marry more than one woman.
“This is the beginning of the end for America.”
Said by Some Asshole on Fox News
Our government has been telling us what to do since…since about 236 years ago yesterday. What are these right-wing dickheads flapping their lips about?
The right-wing is trying to scare America into voting for their guy. They can’t just come out and say, “Hey, do you want a Socialist *igger telling you what to do?”
The right-wing isn’t the biggest problem here. The biggest problem is corporate America has co-opted the right wing to stir up fear and hatred in hopes of getting Mitt elected so it can get the keys to the candy store again…doesn’t that sound like fun? Remember how much fun we all had the last time they had the keys?
P. S.
Goodbye, Andy Griffith. I sure hope the fish are biting up there, and thanks for Mayberry.
Farewell, Ben Davidson. The day I spent interviewing you at Sea World in Aurora, Ohio, nearly 25 years ago was one of my best days ever.