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Are you suddenly feeling nervous, enraged and excitable?

Are your feelings that others are out to get you increasing exponentially?

Feeling confused and disoriented as to why thirty million additional Americans should be insured?

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RepubliBliss releases a powerful neural attractant, drawing you to like-minded free market thinkers . . .

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You need . . . RepubliBliss:  your patented conservative formula for an imaginary problem that will magically disappear!

[disclaimer]  Extensive clinical trials have shown that long term, short term or any term use of RepubliBliss will kill you or those around you.

Originally posted to Comics on Fri Jul 06, 2012 at 06:53 AM PDT.

Also republished by Daily Kos.

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