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In the news today is . . . The Godawful Particle!
From a gigantic accelerator spanning the nation, massive amounts of matter collide and reveal the building block behind everything!
The Godawful Particle, a force always suspected, now fully discovered and unleashed!
It's the incredible force behind endlessly-repeating chain reactions.
It's the invisible energy field driving countless recurring clashes of matter!
It's what breathes life into spirals of ever-increasing mass!
The Godawful Particle is the invisible element behind the forces of Dark Matter.
It's what sparked the Big Bank and the cycle that continues to this day.
Feeding complex attractions that enrich energy, and feeding the basic elements of life, The Godawful Particle exerts a powerful force on all organisms!
If the world around you seems to be a repeating cycle of repetitious ruts, you can thank The Godawful Particle-- the biggest little thing in the universe!
Goodnight and . . . good God.