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News!  In-a-nutshell!

In the news today is . . . The Godawful Particle!

From a gigantic accelerator spanning the nation, massive amounts of matter collide and reveal the building block behind everything!

The Godawful Particle, a force always suspected, now fully discovered and unleashed!

It's the incredible force behind endlessly-repeating chain reactions.

It's the invisible energy field driving countless recurring clashes of matter!

It's what breathes life into spirals of ever-increasing mass!

The Godawful Particle is the invisible element behind the forces of Dark Matter.

It's what sparked the Big Bank and the cycle that continues to this day.

Feeding complex attractions that enrich energy, and feeding the basic elements of life, The Godawful Particle exerts a powerful force on all organisms!

If the world around you seems to be a repeating cycle of repetitious ruts, you can thank The Godawful Particle-- the biggest little thing in the universe!

Goodnight and . . . good God.

Originally posted to Daily Kos on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:00 AM PDT.

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Comment Preferences

  •  Clever use of puns there (9+ / 0-)

    ... behind the forces of Dark Matter (I see what you did there)
    It's what sparked the Big Bank! LOL (which quickly breaks down into hysterical sobbing)

    The Golden Rule isn't so golden if you don't bother polishing it with every soul you meet. (-6.5,-4.1)

    by minidriver on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:12:43 AM PDT

  •  Money (2+ / 0-)
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    vidanto, rbird

    The old saying was
    "money isnt the root of all even its the love of money that is"

    I say its the love of money and power that makes people completely loose their apathy. For the love of money and power they will starve children, defund education, kill millions, lie about WMD's, keep people off insurance... everything that the Republicans and libertarians do is prime example of it.

    Lots of Dems too.. to a degree.

    WWSD What would Scooby Do

    by rageagnstmach on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:22:50 AM PDT

  •  Where's anti-matter when you need it? (2+ / 0-)
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    glitterscale, rbird

    Happy little moron, Lucky little man.
    I wish I was a moron, MY GOD, Perhaps I am!
    —Spike Milligan

    by polecat on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:32:12 AM PDT

  •  gawd...I'm about to write a quickly descending (1+ / 0-)
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    post on the difference between loose and lose.  It's getting to be just about as annoying as it's vs its.

    •  To err is human, especially with English (0+ / 0-)

      To quote from wikipedia...

      Owing to the assimilation of words from many other languages throughout history, modern English contains a very large vocabulary, with complex and irregular spelling, particularly of vowels. Modern English has not only assimilated words from other European languages but also from all over the world, including words of Hindi and African origin. The Oxford English Dictionary lists over 250,000 distinct words, not including many technical, scientific, and slang terms.
      English started out as a West Germanic language, to which were added Latin, French, Norse elements, and that's just for a start.  It's a complicated language...kinda like Shaft...

      Please feel free to HR me for my informative and argumentative nature. 'To know what is right and to do it are two different things.' - Chushingura, a tale of The Forty-Seven Ronin

      by rbird on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 09:58:09 AM PDT

      [ Parent ]

  •  Brilliant. Me likey. (1+ / 0-)
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    202-224-3121 to Congress in D.C. USE it! You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage them. "We're not perfect, but they're nuts."--Barney Frank 01/02/2012

    by cany on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:36:04 AM PDT

  •  That was amazing! (1+ / 0-)
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    When I read the transcript I thought it was non-political and sciency... then I watched the video.

    Love the puns, Mark!

    16, Progressive, Indian-American, Phillies Phan. Obama/Om/Chase Utley

    by vidanto on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 07:49:28 AM PDT

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