Jimmy Kimmel presents crying "Boehner Baby."
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For those not able to view video:
Three little girls enjoying a tea party with their dollies.
1st little girl: Who did you bring?
2nd little girl: I brought Cuddle Baby.
3rd little girl: I brought Baby Betty.
1st little girl: I brought Boehner Baby.
All: Wow!!
Announcer: Boehner Baby. The soft, sensitive baby doll that cries real tears.
1st little girl: Oops. Boehner Baby spilled his tea.
Boehner Baby: Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa!
2nd little girl: Oh look, he's crying.
Announcer: Boehner Baby cries until you calm him down.
2nd little girl: Don't cry Boehner Baby. (kisses him on the forehead)
3rd little girl: It's okay. It was an accident.
Announcer: He's the Leaker of the House.
1st little girl: Stop crying already. What the hell's wrong with him?
Boehner Baby: Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa!
Throws him down on the table and puts a pillow over his face. Yells, "Be quiet!"
Boehner Baby: Waaaaaa! Waaaaaa!
All the girls run out of the room.
Song at end: Boehner Baby, everything makes him cry.
If someone knows how to embed the video, please do. I didn't transcribe Kimmel's part, as you need the pictures to appreciate it.
Enjoy!