Just don't understand teh economy. Neither do I but Mitt bought me a dancing horse and a car elevator so he must. You People don't know Mitt like I do. We get wild and crazy in our magic underwear and a hot tub full of Jello. I can't elaborate further because it would be in bad taste but You People can use your imaginations.
You People don't understand how hard it is to manage 6 homes, thousands of "You People" staff and dogs that don't want to ride on the car. You People shouldn't expect your betters to explain these very simple matters.
You People don't need health care. Mitt's plan is to outlaw birth control so there will be plenty of cheap labor and peasants to join the armed services. Then You People can pay all the taxes. Isn't Mitt brilliant?
You People should accept that Mitt knows what is best for you. Like outsourcing jobs. Now you can go get a job at one of those places with a clown outside and give him a big hug. Don't You People like hugs?
You People, the waiters and waitresses, the 7-11 (whatever that is) staff, basically anyone who isn't in my social circle, don't understand how democracy works. It's very simple really... Mitt says vote for him and you do. Why is that so hard for You People to understand? Your betters are funding his message and You People don't even seem to appreciate that. It's our turn.
No, You People don't need to see Mitt's tax returns. Because I said so.