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In Haiku:
Half A Dozen Cops
To Arrest A Chalkifier.
Protest, Meet Stupid.
In Bad Poetry:
Cops and chalk a deadly mix
Throw in streamers taking pix
No shit too small for hired guns
When the banks call 911.
As a Major Motion Picture starring Alex Schaefer:
Do you have a permit to do that?
In One-Line Essay Form. With Illustrations!
Would Mr. Schaeffer be on his way to Guantanamo if he had done this?