Or i'll destroy DailyKos!
Since May 12th my minions have been creating user accounts at Daily Kos and by election day half of the users at will be my minions.
Within 24 hours of their activation no one will be able to write a recommended diary except for my minions and it will be impossible to find any diaries which are not written by my minions.
With their million diaries a day which will each get 250,000 tips there will be enough trusted users to distribute 500,000 hide ratings among the rabble which currently post here.
If my Swiss account doesn't receive ONE MILLION US DOLLARS BY THE DEADLINE, I WILL RELEASE MY MINIONS.
There are currently an estimated 125,000 additional users which may have been created by a computer algorithm during the past 75 days. If the person or people responsible for them program them to write gibberish diaries each day and then coordinate the recommending of the diaries and tip jars, the recommended list and new diary list will be useless.
If they get enough trusted users from those accounts hundreds of the users of the site could be banned by the autoban routine within minutes of the attacks beginning.
I think the initial action should be to delay trusted user status until after election day for unverified accounts until after the November Election.
I would also suggest recreating the non-recommended list again temporarily and prevent unrecommended diary comments from getting credit for mojo until an elder recommends the diary.
As a final safeguard, I would prevent any comments mojo from being credited toward Trusted user status unless an elder recommends the comment.
Those 125,000 accounts scare the shit out of me.