Collier Country, Florida: President Obama loped triumphantly through Baker Heights Trailer Park Tuesday with a flaming two-by-four, official torch of the Welfare Olympics. He halted before a mound of particleboard and mattresses to ignite the parking lot bonfire that initiated the fourth annual Welfare Olympics.
“I couldn’t be more thrilled at the development of these games,” said the proud Founder. “We started in year one with Smoke Rings and Spitting - now look at us: Furniture Burning, and what I can’t wait to see, Short and Long Distance Recyclable Scavenging; these guys and gals have real talent and determination. You see them training all over the country, year round.”
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Fake Romney 2012 Campaign Coverage, from the dais to the dog.