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Shoot-em-up Charlie: How should you react in the event of a deadly shooting spree?
First, remain calm.
If everyone is armed, the situation will be much safer . . .
. . . particularly if everyone happens to be wearing full body armor, just like the bad guy!
Second, continue pushing gun-friendly legislation, if 6-year-olds were allowed to carry concealed weapons, clearly, lives would have been saved!
Be sure to arm yourself with election year Fear-of-God rounds, which help replace actual gun safety laws with wonderful, wonderful words, that make us feel warm, somber and patriotic at the same time!
Keep your gaze steady and remain focused on the "why" not the "how."
It's the why that keeps 'em guessing for longer!
Remember, dead children and moviegoers are a price we have to pay-- lest we slip back into the dark days of tyranny . . . when we couldn't buy assault rifles and 100-round magazines!
See, guns don't kill people . . . people with guns that shoot 70 people in under two minutes kill people!