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Andrew Neil ‏@afneil

Wonder what advice Romney receiving on how to insult Poland. Israel should be piece of cake.

Jonathan Haynes ‏@JonathanHaynes

Carl Lewis on Mitt Romney: 'Seriously, some Americans just shouldn't leave the country'

Lorraine W. ‏@Ms_Raine

#RomneyShambles Forget Ann's horse in the dressage competition. Apparently she is married to a prancing jackass

LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP

The Mitt Cycle: 1. Condescend; 2. Flounder; 3. Pander; 4. Repeat.

The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge

MI6 refuses to confirm #Romney meeting, fueling speculation he may have been fooled by an Austin Powers impersonator

BWD ‏@theonlyadult

The most amazing thing today wasn't #RomneyShambles but how the British media schooled America's "journalists" regarding Romney's true face.

Miss O'Kistic ‏@missokistic

Ahead of Romney's Israel trip, advisory team reminds him that "Hi, I baptized your dead grandma" is not acceptable greeting.

Sherrie Hussein GG ‏@SherrieGG

The Brits are saying that Romney is worse than Palin. Funny, John McCain thought so, too.

Path2Enlightenment ‏@Path2Enlighten

Mitt Romney isn't even qualified to represent the U.S. as a tourist.

The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge

You can tell @MittRomney's doing badly when he starts getting booed by rich white people

Matt Ortega ‏@MattOrtega

Mitt Romney is now, officially, an international embarrassment. Our policy of containment has failed.

P M ‏@Pawelmorski

Americans: This Mitt person is some sort of American Borat, right?

Cameron Addicott ‏@CameronAddicott

Mitt Romney makes George Bush look like Aristotle.

LOLGOP ‏@LOLGOP

"The Beatles were quite competent imitators of our The Monkees, even if they never had their own TV show."

And, finally, the Dem Rapid Response team has a summary, presented below The Orange Squiggle of Power.

7:03 AM PT:

Barracks O'Bama ‏@P0TUS

RT @brx0: Next up: Driving around London with the queen's corgis on the roof.

7:06 AM PT: Oooo, this one's from a Member of Parliament.

JackDromeyMP ‏@JackDromeyMP

#romneyshambles Mitt for President? Peter Sellers and Being There come to mind.

7:08 AM PT:
ProChoiceGrandma ‏@ProChoiceGramma

Brace yourselves - tomorrow Mitt Romney visits Israel. Suggest he use Palin technique: mini-skirt & wave, ans no qns.

7:10 AM PT: Now this one is in questionable taste; ergo, I like it.

Tommy Johnson ‏@TwoPuttTommy

#StribPol RT @neoblaque: “Not since WWII has London seen a bombing as thorough as Mitt Romney’s.” ~ Unknown

7:11 AM PT: Zing.

RoseFromPhila ‏@RoseFromPhila

Someone had it right on HuffPo "Romney does not apologize for America" b/c America apologizes for Romney!

#AmericanBorat

Tommy Johnson ‏@TwoPuttTommy

#StribPol .@scarylawyerguy To mollify insulted UK hosts, #AmericanBorat promises to open his next super secret offshore account in Britain.

Eva Hussein Carafa ‏@evacarafa

I just hope someone's told Mittens that "Pollack" is NOT the correct term for Polish people. #Romneyshambles #AmericanBorat

Chet Wydrzynski ‏@realchet

Breaking news - Romney to present Benjamin Netanyahu with pulled pork sandwich #RomneyShambles #AmericanBorat

Raoul Miller ‏@RaoulMiller

Front page of the Guardian in the UK - "some Americans shouldn't leave the country" referring to Mittens trip to London. Oops

Lee Roberts ‏@leolabeth

What a dubbah. RT @expatina Guardian rates the #AmericanBorat's gaffes in full. http://is.gd/... #RomneyShambles

REDS ‏@rougemoi

It gets better...@MittRomney (2010): England is "Just A Small Island" http://www.buzzfeed.com/... #AmericanBorat

Suzanne Munshower ‏@expatina

DEar Mitt, You know what else peeks out of "backsides," don't you?

The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge

Romney now using mnemonic techniques to remember leaders' names: "I can't wait to meet Benjamin Netangoogle"

Krystal Ball ‏@KrystalBall1

FTW “@steveweinstein: All of Britain demanding that Mitt self deport immediately. #AmericanBorat #edshow”

7:37 AM PT: THIS. IS. EPIC.

Occupy Ventura ‏@OccupyV

“@daveweigel: Unless Romney brings bacon-wrapped shrimp to the Wailing Wall, I guess this'll be the worst day of the trip.”

7:38 AM PT:
Jason Febery ‏@JasonFebery

Romney is learning the hard way that, though money can buy you thousands of fake Twitter followers, it can't buy you class.

7:39 AM PT:
Uwaine ‏@Uwaine

#AmericanBorat I didn't mean to cast doubts on UK security for these Games, but that's why I hide my money elsewhere. No LIBOR for me.

7:40 AM PT:
GOPscience.org ‏@GOP_Science

Yes, the British are calling @MittRomney the #AmericanBorat, but that DOES NOT mean @RafalcaRomney has plow experience.

Originally posted to aardvark droppings on Fri Jul 27, 2012 at 06:47 AM PDT.

Also republished by Progressive Hippie.

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