Well it hardly was a "kiss me quick" mini grand tour.
Mitt Romney and crew bringing that good ole American charm to the old world.
If only they were not so misunderstood, you know all the insults they have dished out were only meant as helpful criticism. If your culture isn't good enough, "buck up" and get with Mitt, he will show you how it's done. Not ready for the Olympics? Just take Romney's sound advice. Want to rekindle a cold war? Get with Mitt.
Details? You cant handle the details! Shove it!
So now we can all conclude, within perfect reason, the fuck up was caused by...
Wait for it...
The media.
Yep, the reason why Romney and his crew cannot explain why they are saying what they are saying?
The media.
The reason why their insults are so misunderstood?
The media.
The reason their explosive foreign policy is not being seen favorably abroad?
The media.
If only they wouldn't report what was actually said, but what the Romney campaign wished what was said. It's a goddamned bloody shame, that's what it is! How dare they write down what is said, if only we had allowed them into the "no press" zones, then they would have been able to write about what we really meant.
Sniff.
It's always the same, when wingnuts [and Romney is now officially a wingnut] say what they mean it's the evil media that reports exactly what they said; talk about satanic writes [sic].
Bloody media, always reporting and stuff.
Well the US media better pucker up and start reporting what should have been said, rather than what was actually said.