I've got an idea that will send me straight to the 1% of the 1% -- if I'm lucky, I'll be living next to the Romneys -- or at least next to their dancing horse. I'm gonna cut you in on the ground floor however. Here it is:
1. Republicans love strip clubs, right?
2. And Republicans love naming shit after Ronald Reagan, right?
3. So, down in Tampa, when the Republicans show up, let's name a strip club after Ronald Reagan.
4. Here's a handy list of Tampa Bay strip clubs (don't worry, link is safe). Yet NONE of is named after Ronald W. Reagan -- yet!
You know what I think ...?
I think I'm going to win at least a Pulitzer Prize for this one. But don't you go stealing this idea and clipping all those Republicans down in Tampa with it -- it's copyrighted by by CP Productions, Inc., so you'd owe me 30% of gross revenue!