1. Next to Ryan, Romney looks like a cardboard cutout!
2. Next to Romney, Ryan looks like Eddie Munster!
3. Next to Eddie Munster, Ryan looks like a bloodsucking freak!
4. Next to a bloodsucking freak, Romney looks inhuman!
5. Next to Obama, they both look like a couple of TERMITES!
6. They now owe the American people 24 YEARS OF TAX RETURNS!
7. Flop sweat is not a campaign strategy!
8. It gives the Tea Potty hope! HOPE THAT WILL BE STOMPED ON!
9. It brings back Birth Control as a campaign issue!
10. THEY CAN'T WIN!
And here's a bonus for ya -
11. It makes possible this bumper sticker: