Oh Noes, the birthers are going to go crazy, sorry crazier.
New information has come out that the President was in fact born in Oslo. There's no getting away from it folks, this is from his own lips.
Over the fold for the shocking new revelations.............
This just in from Buzzfeed
This article, written by Obama under the name “Baroque Yo' Mama,” was published in the “Harvard Law Revue,” a parody of the Review done by the law school's graduating class. The article gives a look into young Obama's sense of humor and serves a preemptive send-up of Dreams From My Father.
Doers Profile:-
Barrage O'Trauma
Age - Extraordinarily Mature
Occupation - First African American President of a major law revuepublished outside of New Haven
Latest Accomplishments - Faking macho sports injury to ensure election, Limiting Body Meetings to 2 and a half hours, deflecting questions about ring on left hand.
Last book read - Everything I know I Learned in Kindergarden Modern Folk Tales.
Why I do what I do - To contribute to legal scholarship, sharpen my mind.... and the ladies love it.....
Quote - Engage, empower, smoke Marlboro
Profile - Shy, awkward, insecure, not interested in politics
His scotch - Doers White Label "six or seven bottles makes even McConnell go down smooth
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Apparently 'Baruch' was born is Oslo, the son of a Volvo factory worker and part time ice fisherman, his mother was a back up singer for Abba.
This is terrible, what are we going to do?
Personally, I think I'm going to laugh like a drain for some time, how 'bout you?
Sorry all, had to be done