The Raging Grannies have a great song in response to Todd Akin's comments about legitimate rape and how a woman won't get pregnant if she just says "no" and then is raped.
Here is the text of the song:
Legitimate rape is great birth control,
so says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.
If we are raped we can rest unafraid
cause we can't get pregnant if forceable laid.
Our female bodies are clever that way
We only get pregnant if we say ok
Doctors have told him so it must be so
The stork only comes if we don't say "no"
Rape won't make babies and that is a fact
There's no global warming, the Earth's really flat
We heard it on Fox news, so it must be true,
Well Mr. Akin, we say "F*CK YOU"!!!
(the ladies present their middle fingers)
As a St Louisian, please dont think that all Missourians are this stupid. Really, we have quite a few really intelligent people among us. Its not easy being liberal in Missouri. Please support us. sigh