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Rapists: just think, if the GOP wins the White House and Congress, then the women who carry your babies will just have to have them, hah, hah! You can go around the country forcing women to have your sons and daughters. Won't that be fun? Oh, you might have to go to prison, but that's a small price to pay. And just think, if the nasty woman you’ve impregnated tries to "get rid of it," she'll end up in prison, too!


And think of it this way: you're carrying out God's plan to be fruitful and multiply. Maybe the GOP will pass a law that your rap-ee will have to marry you, sort of like the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Hey, as far as Afghanistan goes, the only thing wrong with their social policies, from a Republican point of view, is that they're justified by the Quran, not the Bible; it's like going back to the Fourth Century, when the Catholic Church even humiliated Emperor Theodosius the Great!


Some Republicans, like Michelle Bachmann, are worried that the US will be governed under Sharia law, if Obama is re-elected, but really, if the Republicans are elected, maybe they'll re-institute stoning: it's in the Bible, after all.


Anyone who thinks it would have been much nicer in the Dark Ages, should vote for Republicans. Just think: if the GOP swept away all the regulations they enjoy complaining about, we could be re-visited by the Black Death, since basic sanitation would have to be left up to the "Free Market," meaning no one would do anything about accumulating garbage, unless someone paid them to: What! The Government? No, no! They'll have "drowned it in the bathtub."


Now, if you’re a billionaire, you should also vote Republican because you'll get at least $250,000 more to piss away any way you want to, instead of being subjected to the indignity of having to give it to the Government. You can spend it on ermine pillow covers instead of Govmint spending it on all sorts of ridiculous things, like job training, early childhood education, or even Food Stamps so some un-enterprising slobs don't go hungry at night! Or maybe they'd spend it on those awful women, who seem to think they should get birth control for free, probably, even if they're raped.


If women don't want to be raped, they should pack an automatic, or just don't go out anywhere, unless they have an escort, preferably male and over 6 feet tall--or, or hold an aspirin between their knees.


That's why women should really stay home, you see. Again, the Taliban have had the vision to create the glorious future that Republicans are only now beginning to realize--if it's Christian, of course.



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  •  Tip Jar (3+ / 0-)
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    oldpotsmuggler, howabout, Chi

    Will the US replay the fall of Rome? http://www.roman-empire-america-now.com

    by douglassmyth on Tue Aug 28, 2012 at 02:49:15 PM PDT

  •  Here's a change in the old rules. If the woman (2+ / 0-)
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    howabout, Chi

    does get pregnant, that fact would seem to automatically defeat any rape prosecution. I mean, legitimate rape doesn't result in pregnancy, so pregnancy says everything about "the deed" that any clear thinking right winger would need to know.

    (Rapist bragging - "Man I really raped the shit out of that bitch, but they can't touch me because I got lucky and she enjoyed it" - or some such - how wonderful to live in that time and place)

    There can be no protection locally if we're content to ignore the fact that there are no controls globally.

    by oldpotsmuggler on Tue Aug 28, 2012 at 03:26:19 PM PDT

  •  This is Romney's jobs program. When it is no (1+ / 0-)
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    longer safe for women to go out to work, and no way to avoid having children they don't want because of this and have to hold jobs at the same time, with NO safety net. The jobs which cannot be kept will then be avialable for men. I still remember when that was legal before, and my employers SAID TO ME that somebody else was getting the job and not me because he had a family to support and my husband could support me. Guess what's on its way back. My mother was a widow who had to work before me, and so in two different styles, were my two grandmothers, so this is not new but cheez!

  •  Not a good time to be an heiress either. (0+ / 0-)

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