I got this idea from Hunter's diary from earlier today. Sung to the tune of "I believe I can fly" with deep apologies to R.M. Kelly.
I used to think that I could not go on
And my campaign was a an awful song
But now I know how to sling b.s.
I'm spreading so much more of this
If I don't like it, then I can fake it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
[Chorus:]
I believe I can lie
I believe I can just damn lie
I spread more lies night and day
Open my mouth and lie away
I don't care you are poor
I see me running through that White House door
I believe I can lie
I believe I can lie
See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes truth can seem so loud
There are goals in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts with lies from me, oh
If I don't like it, then I can fake it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
[Chorus]
Hey, cause I believe in me, oh
If I don't like it, then I can fake it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
[Chorus]
Hey, if I just open my mouth
I can lie
I can lie
I can lie, hey
If I just open my mouth
I can lie-eye-eye-eye