We all know Facebook needs a "dislike" button. And depending on how big your circle of friends and family is, you may have wished for a "vomit" option while you're there. Or the option to hit "like" five extra times, so you don't have to look all cornball by saying, "I so love this!"
Forty seconds after I wrote my first list of options Facebook really ought to consider offering ("Please Learn How To Use Snopes"), I was smacking myself in the head for not including the following.
I Never Asked To See What You're Having For Dinner
Your Name Is Now An Officially Accepted Synonym For Vaguebooking
I Have No Idea What That Emoticon Means
I Don't Really "Like" What You Just Posted, But You're Clinically Depressed And I Want To Make You Feel Better
If You're Pissed At Me, Just SAY So, Already
Stop Asking Me To Play Farmville
I Know You IRL, And You Look Nothing Like Your Profile Pic
We All Know You Didn't Come Up With That
Thanks For Friending Me Just So You Could Try To Sell Me Shit
Seven "Inspirational" Posts Are Enough For One Morning, Thank You
Your Dog Looks The Same Today As He Did Yesterday
You're Even More Annoying On Facebook Than You Are In Person, And That's Going Some
I Actually Don't Think I'll Go To Hell If I Don't Repost This, But Thanks For The Threat