By now you've read Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe's hilarious takedown of the Maryland state legislator who unwisely tried to pull rank to stop a Baltimore Ravens player from speaking out in favor of marriage equality. The fact that Kluwe's letter contained what some people considered to be, um, purple prose, led certain readers to criticize his language. Kluwe has therefore rewritten his letter in another hilarious but pointed defense of free speech and marriage equality.
I'll simply point you in the direction of the latest enjoyable missive and instant classic by Kluwe.
By using your position as an elected official [....] to state that the Ravens should “inhibit such expressions from your employees”, more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE SPARKLEPONY.Please click and read Kluwe's rewrite directly.