I attended a taping of NPR's "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me" last night, and P.J. O'Roarke claimed this mantle for himself. It was very funny, and got a big laugh from the audience.
Conservatives don't seem to have a sense of humor, and perhaps if they did it would make them more tolerable. But O'Roarke knows he's outgunned on an NPR show, so he does what he can to keep it light.
The show, as always, is worth a listen on Saturday morning, or on the podcast.