With all the problems Rmoney seems to be having maybe he should revert to his Bain background.
The polls seem to be showing him losing to Obama in more and more states.
Every time he tries to do something to rouse his base it backfires and angers the moderates who are running from a sinking ship like rats looking for a piece of flotsam to cling to.
His angry, white, racist, extreme right Christian's are not really on board since he is Mormon, changes views with the wind, and won't talk to common folk if he can help it.
Since he knows corporations are people then he can use that to inform people he has formed a company called "Rmoney presidency corp." that will be doing all his campaigning and will run the presidency when it is elected.
The company's board of directors would all be hand picked by Rmoney of course so he had tight control of it. It could be incorporated and headquartered in Rhode Island so it would qualify for the "born in the US" requirement. Since the president has to be at least 40 years old he would have to find a corporation that is at least that old and take it over. I'm sure Donald Trump could help with that. Sheldon Adelson might be able to assist to but that could be a big gamble since he has such a big empire in Asia. It wold probably be better for Adelson to give lots of money and stay in the background. After the white house is secured Adelson would get the contracts for all the new ships we are going to buy with the money Rmoney’s corporation will get by raising taxes on the middle classes and the poor.
All of his speeches and appearances could be done by giant Holograms so programing mistakes could be blamed for anything that hurt him in the polls.
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Once the corporation was in firm control of the presidency and the congress turned into a rubber stamp lots of changes could be made like finding a foxy way to better control all the media.
If the poor and shrinking middle classes started to grumble to much the corporation could tell them it was starting a stimulus that would hire some of them to build the ships. Of course most of the ships construction will be overseas in countries will real low wages who would jump at the chance to build a real ship or ships for us.
That would be good for foreign policy too. Countries would not dare mean mouth us for fear of losing contracts with an Rmoney controlled US company.
Since the corporation would have basic control of all things government, laws that it did not like could be thrown out or ignored. It would be able to invest all or most of it's earnings in high yield investments anywhere in the world and not pay taxes on them. It wouldn't even have to use those shell Cayman Island accounts any more. Of course there would still be some secret Swiss accounts, for the companies board of directors, just in case something unexpected happened.
When the middle class ran out of money to tax and things looked dire the corporation could declare a big dividend for it's investors (Rmoney, his family, and friends) then go bankrupt.
Rmoney would fly to one of his foreign enclaves and call Paul Ryan the vice president and tell him the Rmoney presidency corp. had died and he was now president.
It would be Ryan's shining moment to show how his magic math could do everything with nothing.