Gov. Romney, addressing his secret cabal of donors:
...if we win on November 6th, there will be a great deal of optimism about the future of this country. We'll see capital come back and we'll see—without actually doing anything—we'll actually get a boost in the economy. If the president gets re-elected, I don't know what will happen. I can– I can never predict what the markets will do.
If Mitt's such a great businessman, how come he's shorting America?
Is it because...oh, I don't know...he's an idiot? Or he just doesn't understand macroeconomics?
Or he can't read a simple chart?