His Mormon Church Condemns Touching Self!
If you can't love yourself..
I knew there had to be a good reason for his offness: his perfect appearance; his mechanical movements and wishy washy stances..
(So many Crazy Church/God Rules out there..)
How the Mormon Church Tried to Stop Me From Touching Myself
But at the age of 12, one autumn afternoon in 1997, along with my cohort of 12- and 13-year-old neighbor boys, I received my first copy of “For the Strength of Youth.” We sat in a circle of metal folding chairs in our Sunday school classroom and each of us read aloud a section from the pamphlet. My turn came:
The Lord specifically forbids certain behaviors, including all sexual relations before marriage, petting, sex perversion (such as homosexuality, rape, and incest), masturbation, or preoccupation with sex in thought, speech, or action. Homosexual and lesbian activities are sinful and an abomination to the Lord.
How could Mitt possibly understand or relate to the 99% when he is forbidden to relate to himself?
I wonder how the GOP religious male women-controllers FEEL about this??
Do Not Touch Thyself! And God Forbid one Touches Another!!
Or, Keep Your Hands Off Your Religion!
OY!!
Ya can't make this stuff up!