CNN: Enraged by the secretly taped fundraiser video, Mitt Romney's money is storming the U.S. Embassy in the Cayman Islands.
It's like Stalin said to Romney, "You bully one boarding school student, it's a tragedy. You bully 150 million Americans, it's a statistic."
At least when you're poor no one cares that you say stupid, vile things to rooms of people just like you.
Picked up an application at Fatburger for whoever is running the Romney campaign.
Confuse everyone you work with by storming out of your boss' office screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL BOSS!"
Wanna fuck with your coworkers? Show up for work with Braveheart makeup and a broadsword, then sit and work quietly all day.
Take off your clothes and look into a mirror. All that stuff you see is someone's ultimate fetish. Now get out there and find that sicko!
"You know what the best music ever was? The music I liked when I was 19." Everyone.