With apologies the great CAb Calloway, I wrote this the other day.
It's on my wp satire/parody blog, 523Patriots and Facebook
Mitty the Moocher
original music and lyrics – Cab Calloway
New lyrics – Kelly Lincoln
Folks here’s a story bout Mitty the Moocher
He was stone-cold heartless doucher
He talked like he could stand the heat
But Mitty flipped-flopped like rotting meat
Ho-dee ho-dee ho
Ho-dee ho-dee ho
Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hey-dee hey
Hey-dee hey
Whoah
Whoah
He messed around with a bloke named Shelley
He loved his money though it was smelly
he took him down to Dante’s Hell
and he showed where he would reign if he joined the Cabal
Hey-dee hey-dee hey
Hey-dee hey-dee hey
Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
Ay yi yi yi yi yi-oh
Ay yi yi yi yi yi-oh
Whoah
Whoah
He had a dream of workers bleedin’
Ignoring all the Americans pleadin’
He took their jobs and sent them away
While he was jet-skiing on a summer’s day
Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey
Hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey
Hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hi-dee hi-dee hi
Whoah
Whoah
Poor Mitt, poor Mitt, poor Mitt.