Ya see, that's why I know we're not the right.
The right isn't allowed to give donuts to insane conspiracy theories. They get memos on them, and are expected to repeat them.
They're not supposed to THINK about them. In fact, if the CT is good enough, they'll pump millions of dollars into it, to get it disseminated as widely as possible . (Obama born in Kenya, anyone?)
(Pastry on the flip)
It's really time that the Right gets their donuts. I'm tired of refuting their statements with "That's A LIE" or something similar that just allows the MSM to play the "Both sides do it" issue.
From here on out, Every time somebody repeats a RW talking point, I'm gonna offer to buy them a doughnut. Then, while they're chomping down on the tasty confection, I am going to politely tell them the truth. It will be impossible for them to refute with their mouth full. Perhaps they won't listen to the truth, but for that minute while they're chewing, I have the floor.
Talk show hosts should do it. Whenever a Rethug starts trying to shout down their opponent, that open mouth is an opportunity to add a doughnut. And while they're enjoying the sweet frosting or glazed goodness, the Liberal gets to say the truth without interruption. Other than the obligatory "...waa... no... imfth two... datsna..."
I think that we should expand upon this idea. Freedom Doughnuts. Guaranteed to be the tastiest donuts on the face of the planet. We should sponsor Rush Limbaugh. With free product. Ensuring that his daily broadcast consists of nothing but... "My friends... mmmm... hang on... this is a tasty doughnut... can we play number... munch... uhm....what was I talking about?"
Doughnuts also are the prime attraction to many law enforcement officials who are busy oppressing others. I guarantee you no cop really wants to pepper spray a citizen who just handed him a tasty and refreshing snack.
More Doughnuts please! But let's give them to the people who through their personal attacks, relentless CT, and endless spamming of the same points, REALLY deserve them.