The term "revisionist" doesn't come anywhere NEAR what you're going to read in the article I link for you below!
I've included a couple of samples just for interest.
Ladies, Gentlemen, Hippies, Freaks, Progressives, and Fire-breathing Liberals! I give you, from an article which first appeared in The New Yorker, a History of the United States from the conservative point of view.
This is all them. Nothing added.
1619-1808: Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: “Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.”
—Michele Bachmann
1812: The American War for Independence ends: “ ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’…that song—written during the battle in the War of 1812—commemorates the sacrifice that won our liberty.”
—Mitt Romney
There are SO many more!
Enjoy yourselves!