It's been a while since your intrepid diarist has posted a poetical update of the Innumerable Flaws of Mitt, but on the plus side, there's plenty of new material. A virtual tsunami of new material, in fact. Since I'm only one person, and there are only 26 letters in the alphabet, you're welcome to add to this in the comments in poetical form. Have fun!
A for Afghanistan; Mitt left that out
Of his big prime time speech, casting even more doubt
B is for Bain; bet Mitt wishes he'd stayed
But now he must lie in the bed he has made
C for campaigning, it's just too much work
Mitt thought he'd waltz in (what an arrogant jerk)
D for debates, poor Mitt's in a sweat
Should he offer Obama a big $10K bet?
E for evasion, Mitt will not reveal
The Caymanesque crimes that his taxes conceal
F for fundraisers where Mitt's crass remarks
Fell onto dry leaves like a shower of sparks
G is for gaffes, for the Dems, heaven sent
Mitt opened his mouth and he said what he meant!
H is for hubris in rushing to speak
On Egypt and Libya with his critique
I, IRS: could you audit Mitt, please?
He's been hiding his cash in a scheme filled with sleaze
J for the jobs Mitt will never create
A cruel job assassin, his eyes gleam with hate
K for Karl Rove, even he know's Mitt's through
But he'll keep on spinning to try to fool you
L for Latinos: Mitt says "I'm your man!
I even look like you with my spray-on tan!"
M, Massachusetts, he left it a mess
("But I gave them RomneyCare, I must confess")
N for the Navy Mitt wants to equip
Despite defense cuts with some new battleship
O for ObamaCare; now Mitt might keep
The parts that he likes; what a flip-flopping creep
P for Pawlenty, who's off the campaign
The guy's a team player, but he's not insane
Q for Queen Ann who just won't shut her mouth
As dreams of a monarchy keep going south
R is for Ryan: will he pull a coup?
Declaring to all "Hey, I'm in! Mitt is through!"?
S for our soldiers far off in harm's way
Facing even more danger when Mitt has his say
T is for taxes; Mitt claims some don't pay
Hey, jackass: let's see that your tax returns say!
U is for unions Mitt's itching to break
He's running a company country here, for Pete's sake!
V is for votes that Mitt says he won't get
The senior, the student, the poor, and the vet
W is for women; Ann loves them so much
But they just recoil from her words and cold touch
X, xenophobic, Mitt tries to loom large
With faux press events showing he is in charge
Y is for YouTube where Mitt's many gaffes
Continue providing the public with laughs
Z, zero sum, in Mitt's world, that's the rule
It's all he remembers from MBA school
So now it's your turn; add some flaws to the list
There surely are some that I've witlessly missed