Or, should I say, Mitt's toasted?
So how does Mitt get sold to the American People, when he's come out arguably as toxic and lovable as cigarettes?
Ok, look at this:
(This is from the first season of the show, for those who are not fans.)
Then, re-read slinkerwink's eerily-prescient diary from yesterday, pondering why Romney suddenly has, in a single day, a deep dark tan. Could it be, really, to appeal to Latino voters who are a lost cause for Romney? Or, could it be that ANY distraction, - it's toasted! I have bad makeup! I'm pandering! Spray tan toasted! Nevermind that cancer stuff! - that get the media talking about something, ANYTHING! that's NOT THOSE TAPES is a win for the Romney campaign.
Nice try, but your campaign managers, sir, are no Don Drapers.