Her life hasn't been easy, okay. Once, when she and her husband were living off of stock dividends and not going into debt to attend college, she had to eat off a table made from a freaking door, you guys. A DOOR. So don't think that she can't empathize with you and your hard times because if you do, you're an idiot. An IDIOT. And you know who has more class and style than an idiot like you? Her HORSE.
So Stop it. Leave her and Mitt alone. It's hard being rich.
More fun with Ann Romney after the fold.
And you know how hard it is to find good help these days. It's HARD! Just when you think you find some good servants, they up and record your husband shitting on half of America. So she knows how hard it is to find work because it's HARDER to find good caterers.
You think it's easy picking out what you, your horse, AND your husband are going to wear? Shopping is fucking hard, you guys. Especially when you have all these personal shoppers everywhere, trying to take your money and kiss your ass. You think living off of food stamps is hard? Try having to deal with 10 personal shoppers. THAT's hard.
Trying to keep track of six houses? It's HARD. Ask John McCain...he couldn't even remember how many houses he owns. And you think it's easy having an elevator for your CAR? Obviously, you've been living a pampered existence, you entitled welfare queen.
Hanging out with people less rich than you? HARD. You wouldn't know it, because you're poor and there's hardly anybody poorer than you, but it's super fucking hard, people. WAKE UP! Get past the democratic machine and vote for Mitt. Did you see him on Univision? He's gotten really good at hanging out with poor people.
How do you think her horse got so much class and style in its hoof? She PUT IT THERE. And if you think it's easy putting class and style in a horse's hoof, just so you know, it's NOT. There is A LOT of money involved, something which you should be thankful you don't have to worry about because being poor is EASY.
Seriously, you guys. Stop picking on them Romneys. It's hard. You're lucky he's even willing to run this shithole of a country.