MIAMI --- After Mitt Romney complained to reporters that airplane windows don't roll down, he went on later in the evening to complain that airports don't have docks for private yachts.
"I mean, would it be so HARD to build docks for people who want to sail to the airport?" Romney asked.
"If I could sail to the airport, I'd avoid traffic. I wouldn't pollute the air. I employ a crew of five people on my boat. Think about that 8% unemployment figure. If every one of us employed five people and sailed to the airport to catch a flight, what a marvelous way to cut pollution and increase employment."
"I've said to Ann, 'Why don't more people demand airport docking?' And, like me, she doesn't have a clue."