Hunter suggested the right needed a catchy tune to promote social programs almost everyone has taken advantage of. Not sure if this qualifies, but it seems to fit the current GOP agenda...
The Ballad of Mitt "Clampett" Romney
(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme)
With apologies to Paul Henning
Come and listen to a story about a man named Mitt
A rich entitled prick liked to talk a lot of shit
Then one day he was shootin' off his mouth,
Appealing to the bigots that they got down south.
Teabaggers that is, whites only, Texas crackers.
Well as you all know ol' Mitt's a millionaire,
Koch brothers said "Mitt move away from there"
Said "White House is the place you ought to be"
So you can cut the taxes for yourself and me.
0% on Capital gains, raise taxes on the poor folks, laugh.
Well now its time to say good bye to FDR's new deal.
Role back regulations and giggle as we steal.
Then gonna end social programs for the needy
And take whatever's left cuz we're rich and greedy
Occupy this, bitches!. Get the fuck out. Poor folks will be shot.
Don't come back now, y'hear?.