You've by now undoubtedly read the NY Times piece where the bonus earning geniuses running the epic Romney/Ryan campaign warn us of Mitten's dogged preparedness for the debate on Wednesday.
Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August. His strategy includes luring the president into appearing smug or evasive about his responsibility for the economy.
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We all know Mitt Romney has a tough time seeming human, and darn it if he hasn't had problems with speech writers in the past.
So, being bleeding heart libruls and all, let's see if we can write a few zingers for Mitt that might ring true .... or cause popcorn futures to go through the roof.
Come on DKos community. What do ya got? Z I N G
Practiced Romney Zinger Example: Yeah, I'm a dick, but what are you?