"During Monday night's Senate debate here, incumbent Republican Scott Brown was asked by NBC's David Gregory to name his model Supreme Court justice.
"Let me see here, that's a great question. I think Justice ...
[The stage lights suddenly dim and the spotlight focuses on Senator Scott Brown, whom we see go into a reverie:]
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Scalia Scalia Scalia Scalia ...
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Scalia!And the audience roars. Just not in a good way.
I just said I most liked Scalia!
And suddenly I found
My chance of re-election dim!
I've just kissed the ass of Scalia!
And suddenly I've found
I'd rather not have mentioned him!
Say it loud and some men jump on it
Say it soft and most women vomit.
I'll pay for my saying Scalia!
The most dutiful sound I ever made.