The Romney camp is crying foul because a copy of Candy Crowley's proposed questions for the debate between President Obama and Governor Romney has been leaked to the internet. The link was taken down, but I obtained a copy. It makes for interesting reading after the orange squiggle of doom.
Mr. Obama, you ran on a campaign of Hope and Change yet there is very little hope and no change in Washington. Which one of your personal failures is more at fault -- are you too aloof? Too partisan? Not American enough? Or are you just not up to the job?
Governor Romney, many Americans say that the guy over there is the worst president ever. Do you agree, or was Carter a worse President?
Mr Hussein Obama, would you agree that the attack on the American embassy in Bengazi was the worst intelligence failure in history, or did you plan the attack with your muslim terrorist pals?
Governor Romney, how does it feel to see that guy claim that he saved the auto industry when really it was your idea all along?
Mr Osama, I mean Obama, when will you apologize for the bad economy?
Governor Romney, how did it feel to singlehandedly save the Olympics?
Mr Obama, I really have to get back to the question of Bengazi again. Not because there is anything new to say, but Wolf Blitzer has photos from the CNN company party that he will release if I don't.
Governor Romney, did it hurt your feelings that the guy over there took credit for killing Obama Bin Laden, he he, I mean Osama Bin Laden when it was your idea all along? I know how generous you are, but doesn't it hurt just a little bit?
Mr Obama. Let's watch this video of Rev. Wright again. Is this why you hate America?
Governor Romney, was it exciting to watch your wife compete in the Olympics? (laughter) I mean, for her therapy horse to be entered into the Olympics? Were you proud of her, or really really proud of her?
Mr Obama, I hear that you passed a health care law that is intended to make Americans healthier. Why do you hate doctors?
Governor Romney, why do you think that somebody like Osama there wants government to meddle in private programs like Medicare? Is it because he is a communist?
Mr Obama, why can't you get along with the Republicans? Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Governor Romney, how much have I won?