I want people to hate me.
I want people to think I'm crazy.
I want to go down in history as the most dishonest presidential candidate ever.
I want to show the REAL PRESIDENT what a shallow dillweed I am.
I want to be a bully like I was in private school.
I want to smirk like Americans were just killed in Benghazi.
I want to prove I'm for the 47% by cutting taxes on the 1%.
George Bush just tweeted @moronface MISSION ACCOMPLISHED #heckuvajob
Well TIME you're going to need a factcheck quota on Mitty too.