Screen opens, it's President Obama talking directly to the camera.
"You may have seen the first debate between me and Mitt Romney. You have seen the reviews that said I looked confused. That's because I was.
The man who I debated stated that his positions he has traveled the country testifying to are not his positions, as of the debate. So, let me point out to you debate Romney versus real Romney.
1. Taxes - Romney's plan is simply going back exclusively to the failed George Bush trickle down policy. Give the money to people who are aleady rich and hope they are grateful enough to make some jobs for poor people....if they feel like. From 2000 to 2008, they didn't, and fewer net jobs than were ever created in our history were created. We have already far exceeded the number of net jobs created by the 8 years of the Bush administration. The Romney plan says he will cut out loopholes to pay for the tax cut. He can cut every loophole that exists out - which you know won't happen - and still is left with a HUGE gap to make his plan not increase the deficit.
2. Social programs. Do you like PBS? Mitt jokingly said he would cut out its funding. Well, if you think you can solve the budget crisis by cutting out less than one one thousandth of the expenses you are just crazy. All discretionary spending combined is less than the Pentagon budget. Think about that for a minute. The DoD budget is more than all social programs, education, HHS, environment combined. Yet Romney says he will increase the DoD budget and not absolutely gut everything else. That's magic math.
3. Healthcare. Every analysis of Obamacare says if you end it you will dramatically increase the deficit, in addition to leaving millions uninsured. Remember this quote from non-debate Mitt - the uninsured can just use the emergency room. This was widely proven to be much more expensive than preventitive care.
These are just three points that Mitt Romney showed up with complete contradictions to everything he has been saying every day up till the debate. My message hasn't changed. You know who I am and what my plan is. The biggest difference between me and Mitt Romney is that I won't just say anything to get elected. The choice is clear and it's yours."
P.S. - If he tries that shit next debate I am going to simply kick his ass on national tv.