Were any of you really paying attention to the first Presidential Debate?
Do you know what happened after the debate was over?
The entire family was ticked off.
Someone did a Michael Corleone.
Big Bird got involved.
Mitt Romney Fredo Corleone was invited to a fishing trip.
It was a one-way trip.
He could have been a contender.
Instead, he turned out to be a bum.
RIP Fredo!
Fredo Corleone: I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!
Michael Corleone: That's the way Pop wanted it.
Fredo Corleone: It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! Every time I put my line in the water I said a Hail Mary, and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish.
Michael Corleone: I've always taken care of you, Fredo.
Fredo Corleone: Taken care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me? Did you ever think about that? Hah? Did you ever once that about that?
Michael Corleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
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