Interior Scene: A band of ragged high financiers is playing high-stakes poker and planning a conspiracy to raise huge wads of cash, fill the airwaves, and support one of their own in lying his way to the presidency.
Reg: He's bled us dry. He's taken everything we built, not just from us, from our finance friends and from our finance friends' finance friends.
Stan: And from our finance friends' finance friends' finance friends
Reg: Yes.
Stan: And from our finance friends' finance friends' finance friends' finance friends.
Reg: All right, Stan. Don't belabor the point. And what has he ever given us in return?
Xerxes: Avoiding another Great Depression?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: Avoiding another Great Depression.
Reg: Oh yeah, yeah he did that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Man: And the end of the Iraq war!
Stan: Oh yes ... the Iraq war, Reg, you remember the men and women who died there.
Reg: All right, I'll grant you that avoiding a Great Depression and ending the war in Iraq are two things that Obama has done ...
Matthias: And killing bin Laden ...
Reg: (sharply) Well yes obviously killing bin Laden ... killing bin Laden goes without saying. But apart from avoiding another Great Depression, ending the war in Iraq, and killing bin Laden ...
Other Voices: Saving teachers' jobs … renewable energy … higher vehicle mileage … letting your kid stay on your insurance until 26...
Reg: Yes ... all right, fair enough ...
Voice near the front: And banning insurance exclusions based on pre-existing conditions ...
General Audience: Oh yes! True!
Francis: Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if Obamacare were repealed, Reg.
Voice from the back: Increased Pell grants!
Stan: And you know you're money's safe if you put in in a bank.
Francis: Yes, they certainly know how to regulate finance ... (general nodding) ... let's face it, his appointees are the only ones who could protect depositers in a place like this. (laughs)
Reg: All right ... all right ... but apart from avoiding another Great Depression, ending the war in Iraq, killing bin Laden, saving teachers' jobs, supporting renewable energy, setting higher mileage standards, letting your kid stay on your insurance until 26, banning insurance exclusions based on pre-existing conditions, increased Pell grants, and providing common-sense regulations of the finance industry ... what has Obama done for us?
Xerxes: Brought back Detroit!
Reg: What!? Oh ... The auto industry, yes ... shut up!
Anyone want to film this?
(Note: Yes, I'm aware there are some other versions of the same idea.)