Like most ordinary Americans, you're probably asking yourself right now how you can best celebrate the accomplishments of His Petulancy, Willard Habsburg Romney XVII. If so, you are not alone: This is a concern sweeping the nation (whichever nation he happens to be in at any given time - which one is this again?), from the lowliest corporate tax attorney all the way to the court of His Royal Lieness himself. So, I would like to now give my own humble offering in tribute to a man of truly impeccable dental work, whose every fiber of his haircut is infused with integrity. I present to you the top 5 scenes from the life of Mitt Romney, Republican nominee for President of the United States from the great state of Miscellaneous Tax Shelter.
5. Willard the ever-confident:
4. Willard the sanely prioritized:
3. Willard the self-made man:
2. Willard the honorable:
1. Willard the dispeller of foolish notions: