At the time of writing, the very first Google result for "presidential debate" is an article from Fox News linking every single drinking game they could find.
Tonight’s second debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Mitt Romney is the perfect excuse to drink.
And it has this delightful photograph of Obama:
So they're still pushing the angry, cigarette smoking, beer drinking, black man meme.
And don't pay attention to anything Barack Obama says tonight. Instead, swill bourbon. Ignore the debate between Obama and Romney, and instead pay attention to the debate between Evan Williams and Jim Beam.
Drink up lads, nothing said here matters.
Nothing at all.