Mitt's non-discussion of equal pay in the debate was one of the clumsiest dodges I've ever seen. Clearly he's going to have to come up with something better than binders full of women. I have an idea…
Going all the way to equal pay for women would anger his right-wing supporters. But there's a great opportunity to triangulate on this issue.
Mitt can support equal pay for lesbians! Yeah, that's it! Because everyone knows that "real" women need to be home cooking dinner for their families, and so just aren't worth as much to their employers as men are. But those hard-charging careerist dykes, well, they have no such problems and can keep their noses to the grindstone and their shoulders to the wheel and can take care of business just like people with penises.
Oh, but they still can't get married. Because that might lead to actual families, and then they'd be back in the same fix as straight women.
Whaddya think? Brilliant, eh?