A few days ago you made it perfectly plain that you felt that the President was letting down our military by not supporting the $2 000 000 000 000 Christmas gift you would like them to have.
Clearly the military does not have enough of these:
Although the President suggested that we need rather fewer horses, we do understand that you prepared for your role as our Commander in Chief by making your own contribution to our forces, by buying one of these:
It is hard for the American people to take the current President seriously, when we clearly lack military equipment that we used to have. Maybe the two trillion dollars could be spent replenishing our stocks of these:
That should put the wind up the Taliban!
On the other hand .... We do have a few of these:
And these ... Hint: These go UNDER the water:
We have a whole crapload of these:
We also have something else, Governor Romney. There are a group of men and women whom you signally forgot to mention in your acceptance speech at the RNC.
They go to war for us. They fight for us and they sometimes die for us. They keep us safe in our darkest hour, and they are not to be used lightly or wantonly, a habit of a previous Administration.
Sir, we have quite a lot of these:
I have listened to your application ... You are not up to the job.
Sorry!