George Rockwell's last resort.
The wingnuts have been relatively quiet, but don't worry. George Rockwell picked up the slack.
Fuck you moulitsas!
You sir are traitor and a marxist! and obama is a scumbag bolshevik who wants to turn America in to a wasteland ruled by islamists, 9/11? fuck that we need a fucking mosgue on that spot! Cut taxes? Fuck that people should not get to keep any money that can be used to pay for abotion and crack for "urban" people! if obama wins there is no America, no money, no family, no constitution, no way out. you destroyed america because you want to be like Pol pot! go on and read your fucking mein kampf you little cocksucking commie faggot! When romney wins you triators get lined up and shot! too bad we still have our guns or we would al be dead alredy! hey fag, how much prison time do you get for treason? your about to find out you fucking pinko retard!!!
Uh oh. Looks like you had too much of that sweet, sweet taxpayer-subsidized crack.
Who won the debate last night Babs?
Answer is who cares. It won't matter in two weeks when Obama loses and you and your ilk are pushed back under the stairs for at least the next 4 years. We tried it your way, it didn't work, so we are taking the country back. You can riot with those that look like Obama's sons and daughters if you like.
When Obama wins, will you be busy rioting with those that look like this guy?
get real
Obama is like a skunk-- half black -- half white and he stinks!!!!
You passed up a communist joke by skipping the "and he's red all over" part? Sorry, your official wingnut card has been revoked.
Remember George Rockwell? He's still dealing with the fallout from finding out he's Jewish. So there's been a bunch of back-and-forth since I last checked in with George news, but it's been tedious and repetitive and didn't want to bore anyone. Trying to get this back on hilarious territory, I decided to try and egg him into wasting money on his lawyer again.
I'll pick this up mid-thread. As is obvious, I was still needling him about being Jewish and liking bagels and Chinese food.
From: George Rockwell
To: Markos
stop calling me a jew since i'm not and you are in fact confessing to slander! and i am not related to random people just because they are related to a jew who married into my family. and have yout thought about that? marriage, i mean? in times past it (fortunately) would have been illegal for a jew to marry a christian, therefore my (very) distant jew relative would have had to been a convert to christianity. how does it feel to be defeated by pure logic, markos? and i don't believe that jews like chinese food and i am not falling for your google trick. and are you so fixated by bagels? i personally know at least two arab muslims who like bagels, and they are about as far from a jew as you can get. so talking about bagels only makes you look like a fool.
From: Markos
To: George
Sheesh, if you are related to someone BIOLOGICALLY, then you are related to their parents. It's that simple.
The genetic markers in your blood didn't show up because of a single adopted child. It's because your blood line includes Jewish heritage. I know it upsets you to no end that you're Jewish and you want to scream and pound the table and come up with all manners of bizarre conspiracy theories to explain it away. But your genetics don't lie. You are what you are.
Also, if I'm breaking so many laws and whatnot, why not do something about it except whine? Go talk to that lawyer of yours? I know you're making the poor guy rich with your crazy legal nonsense, but apparently you enjoy paying him to get proven wrong again and again. So why not pay him a visit with your latest legal theory and see what he thinks about it.
Or not, and save yourself several hundred bucks.
From: George
To: Markos
first of all, are you seriously claiming that there is no such thing as slander? because if you are then you aren't much of a lawyer. i don't need to consult my lawyer to tell me that slander exists and that you are very much guilty of it if you continue to insinuate that i'm a jew. and as for your blather about me being related to every jew in the world, you are just plain wrong. if we follow your logic then everyone is related to everyone and there is no such thing as family. this would be ridiculous, so you are wrong. also, since we are talking about my family i have the right to choose who is and is not in it. since the jew in my family had converted to christianity, i choose that his or her former jew family is in no way connected to my christian family. you are making no sense and you know it.
From: Markos
To: George
You get to choose who you LIKE in your family, but you can't decide who is biologically related to you. And you have an entire Jewish line in your heritage. That's pretty awesome.
Feel free to write fiction about them, that they converted and didn't like bagels and Chinese food and whatnot if that helps you sleep at night.
But I know the truth.
From: George
To: Markos
why are you so fascinated by bagels and chinese food? a person's diet doesn't make someone a jew. a jew mother makes someone a jew, and that is the end of it. and "the truth" is that i'm not a jew and it is illegal to call me that. and my jew ancestor had to have been a convert or he or she wouldn't have been able to marry into a christian family. can you dispute that?
From: Markos
To: George
You have lots of Jewish relatives who didn't marry into a Christian family. Just the last one (maybe) did. Remember, you are descendent from a line Jewish people. The idea that your Jewish relative spontaneously arrived out of nowhere (a virgin birth?) is laughable. You're not trying to be laughable, are you?
So yeah, you have Jewish heritage. Buch up and embrace it! You should be proud! But even if you don't, stop whining about it being "illegal" unless you're going to do something about it.
From: George
To: Markos
i don't have lots of jew relatives, my jew ancestor does. two different things, markos. and all your talk about me being a jew just builds my slander case against you. slander is an actionable crime, you know.
From: Markos
To: George
You are related to the same people your biological relatives are related to.
That's the definition of "relatives".
And if that's slander (which it isn't), do something about it. Stop whining. Heck, I already told the world on Daily Kos that you are Jewish. So if it's slander, which it isn't, what are you going to do about it?
From: George
To: Markos
i did some legal research on wikipedia and found the following: "One very important distinction today is that European and Commonwealth jurisdictions adhere to a theory that every publication of a defamation gives rise to a separate claim, so that a defamation on the Internet could be sued on in any country in which it was read, while American law only allows one claim for the primary publication." now, this means that i can read your writing in, say, saudi-arabia (where it most definitely is illegal to call someone a jew) and then sue your pants off. that, i believe, settles the issue.
From: Markos
To: George
Okay Mr. Legal Expert who has been proven wrong time and time again. Go ahead and sue me in Saudi Arabia.
From: George
To: Markos
so you think you are above saudi law? that is both racist and arrogant. do you admit that you are racist against arabs?
From: Markos
To: George
Yup, I do think I'm above Saudi law. If you disagree, sue me in Saudi Arabia. Stop talking, and DO something. Or are you all talk and no action?
From: George
To: Markos
all right, markos. i will contact my lawyer and ask him to initiate proceedings in saudi-arabia. i will enclose your admission where you express contempt of saudi law. i can't imagine it will make you look. you won't be so flippant when you will be made to pay me millions in damages, which is what i will be asking for. this is your last chance to apologize, so make it humble.
From: Markos
To: George
You are so cute. Just let me know how much money this ends up costing you, to add up to all the other money you've pissed away by pretending you know anything about the law.
From: George
To: Markos
i know plenty about the law. just because i don't have a fancy law degree from jew york doesn't mean i know any less than you. besides, in terms of being right about legal questions, i think our score is pretty much tied. the difference is that you are arrogant and think you are so much better than me, even though you're clearly not.
We went back and forth a bit about how he was never right, and him claiming that he was right about so many things. It's tedious and not interesting so I'll skip ahead.
From: Markos
To: George
So you're wrong about everything, you can't think of anything tangible in which you didn't make a fool out of yourself, and your efforts to sue me in Saudi Arabia will meet the same hilarious demise as your efforts to harass Antonin Scalia into giving you a mythical Supreme Court bench trial.
Truth is, you're not very smart, and I've been publishing our correspondences on Daily Kos so that my site's community can mock you. But now you're just boring, so unless you are ready to take action and give me some new good material to publish, I'm pretty much done with you.
From: George
To: Markos
you think you can intimidate me, markos? not going to work. in the end, your imagined victories will not help you very much seeing as how i have written evidence of you personally mocking saudi laws and saying you are above them. i will meet with my lawyer the first chance i get and give him instructions to take the gloves off for this one. maybe i'll buy a new car with the money from my lawsuit. how about that?
I ignored. Five days later...
From: George
To: Markos
ok, i had a meeting with my lawyer and i have decided that in the spirit of christian charity, and to prove that i am the more mature of the two of us, i will not pursue a lawsuit against you. this time you got off with a warning.
From: Markos
To: George
Because he told you you were full of shit, right? Just come out and admit it.
There's nothing you can do about the fact that you're Jewish, I know that you are Jewish, and I've let millions of people know that you are Jewish.
From: George
To: Markos
he did not say that. it was mostly about jurisdiction this and jurisdiction that and how it was unwise to pursue the matter further. and please note that i am reserving the right to sue at a later time if i choose. i'm choosing to show mercy because that is the christian thing to do. and i am not a jew, it is impossible to be a jew without a jew mother, which is a fact!
From: Markos
To: George
I love how you follow Jewish law. That means you're Jewish.
How much did your consultation with your lawyer cost you this time?
From: George
To: Markos
it was a short meeting so it only cost $200. now, if i had sued you unsuccessfully, it could have cost me $50,000, which means that i basically saved $49,800. so i still came out ahead and i still have the option of suing you later if i feel like it. and following jew law doesn't make you a jew when you use the law to prove that you're not a jew. and i am not a jew by any definition of the word. if you don't stop slanderously calling me a jew i will consider contacting your sponsors or advertisers and ask them to end all financial arrangements with you because you are breaking the law and engaging in slander. this is not something i want to do as the results could prove devastating for you, but i will if you press me.
And ... scene!