Since conservatives seem to know so much about what's good for women when it comes to rape and abortion, I thought of a way to put them on the spot when it comes to their religious and political convictions. Imagine you're unfortunate enough to actually be in a conversation with one of these nit-wits who is a "no exceptions" kind of dick who thinks that the Bible is the literal word of God. Now pose this question: Suppose your wife or daughter is raped and impregnated by The Devil Himself, do you a) force them to give birth to the spawn of Satan and therefore unleash hellfire on the earthly plane or do you b) thank heaven that abortion is still legal in some parts of the country. Please let me know what kinds of responses (and looks) you get when you pose this question.