Somehow I got on the republican list and started getting calls. It's funny - I live in Madison in a blue collar neighborhood, so someone must have given them my name, because they aren't calling based on my voting history. Maybe they’re just calling everybody. Maybe charter sold their number lists. Who knows? I'll get "Hello, I'm Jeff (or Denise) calling for the RNC..." but they're robocalls. I can't ask them "Are you a millionaire, a rube, or do you just work for those people for the thirty pieces of silver they give you?" to see what they say. But the biggest tragedy is that I can't curse them. I can’t tell them to go to hell where republicans belong (for the religious types). I can't invite them to fuck mitt romney with a tennis racquet. I suppose I could call the number they mention, but it would probably lead to another robot, or maybe it would automatically nail your phone bill for a $10 contribution…
Avoiding the curses and scorn (and imprisonment) they deserve consumes the majority of republicans’ efforts and looting uses up the rest.